Saturday, 18 October 2008

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    I'm Not Listening
    By Pete Schlegel
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    VOW OF CELIBACY

    Yes, fellow Xangans, coffeeiv has chosen to turn away from the siren song of desire and listen to a higher power.  No more nights surfing the Internet for base ideas to carry into the bedroom for further perusal by Hubs and myself alone.   No dropping subtle hints during the day at work that much, much fun of a certain kind will follow late into the evening. 

    But surely you spoke with Hubs on this matter, you say.  Surely HE cannot have agreed to this...situation.  What about the success of the couple in the book 365 Nights of Intimacy? Surely you do not expect poor Hubs to suffer because you've "got religion."

    Oh.  You thought I spoke of physical intimacy.  On the contrary; I was speaking of politics.

    I have given it up completely.  No TV, no radio, no discussion with friends, co-workers, or even family. Even Hubs occassionally gets a "Hmmm..." if he forces me to watch a debate clip.

    So do not try to lure me into your titillating arguments.  I will stand firm with my political celibacy until the hoo-ha dies down, probably somewhere in December.

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