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THE ANTI- ACAI JUICE MOVEMENT
I am NOT reading the above book. It is for illustrative purposes only. Used to be Amway. Then everyone got wise to Amway. So they started selling candles and fake jewelry under another name. Last year, it was Arbonne … -
I BROKE MY BUTT/ TUBEROUS BUTTOSIMUS
I can't do road work, I can't run, I can't even walk on a treadmill. Technically, I have an inflamed - oh nuts, I forget. I never took Latin. Hold on and I'll go check my bookmark, get it, and come back... OK, the mu… -
What is your dream job and why?
I'm not really reading that book above. My dream job? Ex-Head Football Coach at any SEC school. 1. You still get paid millions every year, as stipulated in your severence contract. 2. You never had to like football … -
STAPH INFECTION, SCHMAPH INFECTION
If everyone would stop bugging their doctors for antibiotics when they have a VIRUS, and then if they DO have a bacterial infection, take ALL THE SMURFIN' MEDICINE so they don't immunize the bacteria from the medicine, w… -
THEME AND VARIATIONS ON A RANT ABOUT A PHONE COMPANY
I'm not really listening to the above music; it just seemed to fit. Say you are the CEO of a large conglomerate communications corporation in, say, Smorgaria. You like things running smoothly. You like happy custome… -
Am I Selfish Or Is May National Begging Month?
(Meanie Alert for my really sweet friends - you know who you are-maybe you should skip this one.) Every child born by anyone remotely connected to me is either graduating from high school or college, getting married, or… -
FUNG WHICH?
OK, either I'm getting the DTs from low estrogen or my karma is eating my dogma and I'm out of alignment. I just inhaled a piece of white bread with real butter on it, a pint of mint choc chip Haagen-Daaz, and nine gumm… -
Ankle Biters
What was it with today? Everyone brought their relatives with them to their appointments- very small relatives. I used to be a teacher. I can handle kids. But there was NO parenting going on today in the reception…
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